Cream of The Crap

I am officially in love with Mr. Jay Brannan. 

Here’s the official video for his brilliant song, Housewife. You must see!

And here’s the ADORABLE video for Housewife, live @ The Troubadour 1/17/08

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Shortbus is porn! Dont let the movie review sites make you believe otherwise. But what kind of porn is it though? If youre looking for a guy performing self-fellatio while getting watched across the building porn, then go on right ahead. 

This movie, as uncomforting and cringing and makes me resize my DVD player window to a indiscernible size as it is, carries out decent conversations (when the characters are not having sex) and have actually won awards at film festivals (winning multiple awards at the Athens, Zurich, and Gijon Film Festivals). And a standing ovation too! I guess people were amzed at the directors accomplishment to show that many naked people without anybody in the audience getting a hard on.

Pretty good for an under $2 million budgeted porn with virtually unknown cast right? I bet half of the money goes to buy STD vaccines for the cast & crew. Cause with so much sex in the air, you’d feel like could catch a disease by watching this movie.

This movie has pretty decent conversations and a killer soundtrack 

This movie deserves a 3.0 out of 5.0 dope. For the curiosity factor, and for the beautiful soft gay butts you know you want to hump.

Oh just watch the trailer below:

I just recently saw Shortbus and oh you have to hear this! It’s cute, bubbly, yet there’s an undeniable melancholy in it. It’s by Jay Brannan, an aspiring actor/singer who sang this song in the movie Shortbus AND he’s coincidentally way cuter than half of the pop singer today. AND he’s a smart ass too.

Here’s a shirtless video of him singing in the toilet. Love love love.