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Push

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This is the most perplexing movie I have seen in theatre this year. It is bad. And when I say bad, it’s really an euphemism for What the Hell??

Push is a 2009 American science fiction thriller film directed by Paul McGuigan. The film stars Chris Evans, Dakota Fanning, Djimon Hounsou, and Camilla Belle. The plot centers around a group of psychic people, as well as others with varying powers, who band together to attempt to take down a government agency that is using a dangerous drug to enhance the powers of Movers, Pushers, Watchers, Wipers etc.

or Good Thing Chris Evans is Hot

or Good Thing Chris Evans is Hot

Let me save you the agony and put why Push is not even a good idea: 

1. This movie makes Heroes look bad ass.

2. Push calls their heroes Movers, Pushers, Watchers, Wipers. Whatever hapenned to Stoner, Skater, Jock, Wigger?

3. The plot. Oh GOD, the plot. They’re trying to make Push a movie with a complicated storyline so at the end people would go, “OOOOH, that is smart, I never seen that coming!!”  But instead, I went. “STOP TRYING TO BULLSHIT ME”

4. Dakota Fanning, who I am a fan of, is being ruined.

5. Asian women are always slutty, chewing on some sort of lollipop and always, always  speak deliberately bad english. They think its sexy. 

6. Asian men are dumbfucks. 

7. I thought this movie was a mean parody of a say, mediocre-ish superhero movie. It is not.

THIS AINT DOPE AT ALL. Booo!

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Written by strangelittlegirl

March 28, 2009 at 5:40 am

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