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Crank 2: High Voltage

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Or: Jason Statham and His New Fetish (Okay that was bad)

Or: Jason Statham and His New Fetish (Okay that was bad)

People are gonna say a lot of things about this movie, and yeah, whatever, but I fucking love Chev Chelios. This movie is brainless and fun but it was intended this way, see? This is what makes it brilliant. It’s like fuckin Grand Theft Auto, without even having to actually make Grand Theft Auto. Crank 2: High Voltage by far surpasses the first movie. It’s louder, cruder (is that a word?) and dare i say this: better.

For the 3 people out there that did not like, or did not watch the fisrt Crank, Chev Chelios (played by Jason Statham) is a bad ass from Enghlandh (mispellings intended) that fell from a helicopter after surviving a chinese poison (yes, a poison) thats supposedly will make his heart stop if he ran out of adrenaline, thus buying him a perfect, justifiable escuse to do whatever the fuck he wants. In Crank 2, after he fell, he was scooped up and given an artificial heart, which has to be recharged every hour. Thus the plot ensue and we get to see Jason Statham wreck havoc, and makes my heart skip a beat. Crank 2 was so high on surrealism that they had to include montage scenes, title scenes that says “9 seconds later,” and cameos from porn stars.

I read that Crank 2 was shot by cheap cameras straight out of Best Buy, although they used 12 at a time and not afraid to destroy any if deemed necessary.  So you see kids? Cheap cameras + Jason Statham + Strippers + Mechanical Heart + Men’s nipples getting cut off (wait for it..its legendary) = GOOD TIME.

The Verdict: 5 out of 5.

I give it that because, ah hell, as much as I love war movies, holocaust movies, 2 hours of talking movies all those pretentious movies, but Crank 2 can’t be wrong. It blows your brain all over the place.

Written by strangelittlegirl

May 11, 2009 at 5:47 pm

Mike Posner and The Brain Trust – A Matter of Time

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A Matter of Time EP  

A Matter of Time EP

He’s only the illest dopest kid in the block.

Michael “Mike” Posner (born February 12, 1988) is an American musician, singer/song-writer and producer. He is the founder and leading member of the group Mike Posner & The Brain Trust. He released his debut mixtape, A Matter of Time, on March 1, 2009.

If youre into hip hop and freshness of a 21 year old, this no doubt my latest love and find. I highly reccommend this. This is some DOPE shit ya’ll. (Err..haha).

Hot tracks : Halo, Smoke and Drive

You can get the mixtape for free at itunes store here (you will need Itunes), or you can get it from good old rapidshare here.

Listen to the Mike doing his thing, on this smoking hot track, Halo:

Written by strangelittlegirl

March 26, 2009 at 7:25 am

No Country For Old Men

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or..WHO YOU BE CALLING OLD *PEW PEW*

No Country for Old Men is about finding money that does not belong to you and trying to outrun a a guy that looks like Snape (played by Javier Bardem). For a movie that lacks soundtracks, it is compelling. It’s dramatic angle shots one after another.

Okay let me stop trying to pretend I know shit about dramatic angle shots.

I watched this so called masterpiece about a month ago or so. Apparently this movie received an overwhelming response, so i thought Id see it. This movie is bland but effin brilliant. Of course, we are all only interested in Anton Chigurh and his captive bolt pistol. Man, I wish I had one of those.

Dopeness factor: 5.0 out of 5.0

(This is partly because everyone said so. But also for the damn creative uses of the captive bolt pistol)

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October 7, 2008 at 2:12 pm